Troll Bridge

Troll Bridge

3 hours  ago...

Young ranger, would you be so kind as to find me some varthiotis flowers? They are vital for the potion I'm brewing, but they can only be found in that small orchard on the other side of Dead Man's Creek. Don't worry; while it may sound intimidating, it is only named that because of its roaring waters, which are no longer a problem, what, with that new bridge being installed. It is so important that I get these flowers, ranger! Infact, if you can get me some, I'm willing to give you 300 XP Tokens!!!

Now, as you stand at the front of the bridge, you see the water of Dead Man's creek rush below you. You put one foot on the bridge, when suddenly-

Stop right there! Who's thump-thump-thumping on my bridge!

Warily, you state your name and business.

If you can answer my riddle, then you may cross my bridge freely, take your flowers, go freely, and get your XP Tokens from this "Wizard Willy" person. If not, though, then I get to take 20 XP Tokens from you!

Here's the riddle:

I make frogs spit out toads,
and cause the ground to implode.
I have invented the space-time continuim,
time and time again,
but never once thinking of the children.
I once ate an entire universe,
thinking it was an edible pie.
I have never commited canibalism,
and yet I eat others of my own race
every single day.
Can you tell what I am?

To reply, PM me or any admin, via pigeon port. Title the message this: "Troll's Riddle". In the message, state your answer. Here's a spoiler: I made this riddle, so looking it up will get you no where! Me-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!