Ulaud's Challenge

Ulaud's Challenge

*Strumming a lute, humming*
O, how I doubt thou can rhyme like me!
O, how I doubt one can mime like me!
O, what I crime that I work for free!
Who is a better bard? Nobody!

But! if you think you can rhyme like me...
And! if you think you can mime like me...
Ha! how I laugh! Still, I challenge thee!
If you succeed, you'll get 100 X.P.!

So come one, come all!
Short-fat, thin-tall!
Send me some messages by pigeon!
What fun! You'll fall!
I shall stand tall!
Send me a PM, for the game ith on!

Hear ye! Hear ye! You can send a PM to any admin, titled exactly this: "Challenge Ulaud". In the message, write a four-line verse, all rhyming, and insulting Ulaud. (Think of this as a sort of a rap-battle.) There be only one rule: do not use any vulgar tongue. That will displease the gods, and 10 XP Tokens will be deducted from you if you use any curse words in your verses.

Sounds fun to me, but how do we know when someone wins? Wouldn't we just go back and forth forever?

I'm glad you asked, my good sir! After each person has submitted three 4-line verses, the entire conversation will be posted in this thread. There, people can vote for whose verses they enjoyed better. The winner gets 100 XP Tokens!